do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(Source: guy)


A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone


Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes


I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

(Source: jeliyfish)

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